I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO...I HEARD IT ON THE NEWS
A HURRICANE'S A'COMIN & I GOT NO TIME TO LOSE...
IT'S BLOWIN ROUND THE GULF STREAM...HEADIN UP THE KEYS
SO BE'WARE & BE PREPARED...IT'S GONNA BLOW A BREEZE!
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I GOT THE NO SHOW...NO BLOW...
TYPICAL TROPICAL HURRICANE BLUES!
I GOT A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SPAM...CANDLES & BATTERIES TOO
A BATHTUB FULL OF WATER & A SUITCASE FULL OF BOOZE!
I BOARDED UP MY CONDO...TIED OFF MY BOAT
NOW THE WEATERMAN SAYS IT’S PAST MIAMI...THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE!
CHORUS
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIG ONE! ALL THE WEATER CHANNELS SAY…
SO ME & MY FRIENDS WE'RE GOIN DOWN TO CATCH A TIDAL WAVE
I'M STANDIN ON THE BEACH...SURF BOARD IN MY HAND
IF ME & MY FRIENDS DON'T "HANG TEN"...WE'LL HANG THE WEATHERMAN!
CHORUS
...NO SHOW NO BLOW TYPICAL TROPICAL DEPRESSION BLUES!